Wednesday, April 3, 2013

The Moron Train Express has just rolled in.

So, today, my ex-husband calls me.  I know him well enough that when I hear him speak I know there is something he wants to tell me or needs to ask of me.  This was one of those times.  He asked about Ethan and bla bla bla bla.  Then he said how he has some "news" for me.  That his girlfriend is pregnant.

......   Okay so let's recap.
Let's not forget for a moment that my ex-husband:

Rents a ROOM in a house with NO kitchen, stove or fridge.  No bathroom... he has to share it outside his rented room. Yeah....
Has no bed for himself OR his son.
During visitations makes his son sleep on an uncomfortable air mattress while him and his girlfriend share a couch!
And has no bowls in the house. Makes his son eat cereal out of a CUP.  

But what the hell, you've only been dating her for 7 months, you're not married, let's have a baby together, hell why not??  I mean so what if you don't have your own place.. or your own bed, or your own toilet   Since you don't bathe that often anyways I'm sure the baby wont' mind.  And so what that your son sleeps on an air mattress because you claim you "can't afford a bed", I'm sure the baby wont' mind sleeping on the floor, or maybe a pool float, they're pretty cheap.   SO well thought out.

So, when I asked him was this planned?  His answer was stunning.  YES it was planned, we've been trying he said.   So, you expect me to believe that, with everything noted above this was planned.  What this told me was that either 1.He's lying and he's trying to make it be "okay" (which it's not) and he is stupid for putting himself in this situation.  OR 2. he's being truthful and the two of them are true morons and I take pity on that poor baby.

He went on to tell me that his parents are so excited.  Um, yeah Eric I know your parents, and I"m sure they wanted to execute you for this.   Whatever they said to make you tell me this must be pretty terrible.  You deserve ever BIT of this.  However there is some good that might come out of this.

Maybe NOW you'll actually get a chance to see what this thing called "PARENTING" is all about.  Since you haven't a friggen clue, and never have, not even when I was pregnant.  Thank God I did have someone who cared. <3

So yeah... Pregnant.  OHH and he's all excited because THIS weekend when Ethan visits him, he gets to tell him the big surprise that he's going to be a big brother.   UM  Ethan already IS a big brother and has been for the past 8 1/2 years~!  You moron.  GOD I can't stand him and his ignorance.  He's such an idiot. UGH





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